Linux Kernel Fuck Count

http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/

The number of various words in c, h and S source files in the linux kernel, updated monthly or whenever I hear of a new release. It's inspired by the linux kernel fuck count, which unfortunatly is very outdated.

A little about the counting method used: A word is counted if it appears in any context, even if part of another word (such as love in rollover, which was why this word wasn't included ;). It's not grep -c, multiple words on one line may be counted. And don't worry about the mirror either, the graph is generated on a box local to ftp.programvareverkstedet.lkams.kernel.org, an official kernel.org mirror.

http://durak.org/sean/pubs/kfc/

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From: Glenn Little 
Subject: Fwd: Ah, those Linux comments ...

Have you seen this?  An urban legend, or one in the making?  One of those
mails that you've seen a million times by now?

Ricko sent it to me, I don't know where he got it...


>   Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 16:40:26 +0100 (BST)
>   From: Tigran Aivazian 
>   To: linux-kernel@vger.rutgers.edu
>   Subject: Cosmetic Changes: ensuring decency of the Linux Kernel Source.
>  
>   Hello guys,
>  
>   I did a grep of the kernel for the "f-word" and to my surprize, found
>   plenty...
>  
>   As English is not my first language I cannot insist with any degree of
>   certainty that this is not acceptable but, just in case, I attached the
>   list of files that someone more literate than me might want to
>   "spell-check".
>  
>   My deepest and sincere apologies if this offends someone - my intention
>   is only improvement of Linux in any way, however minor it may seem :)
>  
>   regards,
>   Tigran
>  
>   ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>   ./fs/binfmt_aout.c:             /* Fuck me plenty... */
>   ./lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it
up :-)
>   ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up
the programming interface
>   ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:         /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
>   ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:         /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
>   ./drivers/block/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by
design, and getting this driver
>   ./drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
>   ./drivers/scsi/esp.c:    * phase things.  We don't want to fuck
directly with
>   ./drivers/scsi/esp.c:           /* Be careful, we could really get
fucked during synchronous
>   ./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
>   ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things
up.
>   ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:       * phase things.  We don't want to fuck
directly with
>   /drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:               /* Be careful, we could really
get fucked during synchronous
>   ./drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c:        CURRENT=req->next;      /* task can
fuck it up         GTL  */
>   ./arch/i386/kernel/mtrr.c:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all
MTRRs the same! */
>   ./arch/sparc/kernel/head.S:     /* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
>   ./arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:  /* fuck me plenty */
>   ./arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:      /* Binary compatibility is good
American knowhow fuckin' up. */
>   ./arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
>   ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
>   ./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
>   ./arch/mips/kernel/r2300_switch.S:/* XXX The following is fucking
losing... find a better way dave. */
>   ./arch/mips/sgi/kernel/setup.c:  * fucking with the memory controller
because it needs to know the
>   ./arch/mips/sgi/prom/tags.c:/* XXX This tag thing is a fucking rats
nest, I'm very inclined to completely
>   ./arch/mips/sgi/prom/tags.c:#define TAGVAL(v)  (void*)&(v)   /* XXX
FUCKING LOSING!!! XXX */
>   /arch/sparc64/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
>   ./arch/sparc64/kernel/sys_sparc32.c:                    panic("Tell
DaveM he fucked up...");
>   ./arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
>   ./arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c:          /* Fuck me plenty... */
>   ./arch/sparc64/mm/init.c:       /* Fucking losing PROM has more
mappings in the TLB, but
>  
>   --